Term used for describing non-deseribale vaginas.
Would you close your legs please, I can smell your rancid flange from here.
The sight that greeted me was not appealling - red, sore-looking spots surrounded her swollen flange.
UNIX rose from the ashes of a multi-organizational effort in the early 1960s to develop a dependable timesharing operating system. After three decades of use, the UNIX* computer operating system is still regarded as one of the most powerful, versatile, and flexible operating system in the computer world. Its popularity is due to many factors, including its ability to run a wide variety of machines, from micros to supercomputers, and its portability, all of which led to its adoption by many manufacturers. The system also fostered a distinctive approach to software design, solving a problem by interconnecting simpler tools, rather than creating large monolithic application programs. Its development and evolution led to a new philosophy of computing, and it has been a never-ending source of both challenges and joy to programmers around the world.
"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." - Dennis Ritchie
The exit from the anus, a small brown hole
"This evening, Carla, I will penetrate your ringpiece"
"if you continue pointing that camera in my direction I swear I will shove up your ringpiece"
What my girlfriend demands the next day after we have sex. SPACE is required for her to have time to pretend it didn't happen and that we have not actually been dating for more than a month.
A constant state of relationship suppression.
Sorry, but I need some space now. I'll call you in a week.
A very talented musician, but every time I hear him on the radio I end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: "Dammmnnnn youuu Peteeerrr Frammptoonnnnnnn!!!"
"Dude, his guitar is talkin man."
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Peter Frampton
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Person of London-sounding accent
"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"
"knees ap mavva braaan"
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Cockney Wanker
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Take a crap, drop a bomb, drop some friends off at the pool, feed the porcalin, brown the water, kill a potatoe, make a deposit, feed the chickens, chop the firewood, weed the lawn, attack the castle, make an appeal, go windsurfing, see a movie, write an english paper, farfegnuegin, or make some chocolate. If you are confused, we're talking about pooping here.
The wallaby one is honestly from a Disney movie, "Finding Nemo". Man, Disney, good call!
Excuse me, I have to go see a man about a walaby. Keep rinsing, we'll start on the back molars in just a few.
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see a man about a wallaby
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