facebaulk

To decide not to comment on or like someone's post because you've been 'liking' a lot of their posts lately and you don't want to look like a stalker.

"You didn't comment on MYkynnnzzziee's pre-kindergarten graduation album!"
"Sorry, I Facebaulked. I'll go 'like' all 345 photos now."

by DanglingParticiple January 13, 2014

facebunk

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.

Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012

Facebalk

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.

Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!

by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011

Facebullying

To bully somebody on Facebook, as a joke or otherwise.

'Hey! quit Facebullying him/her!'

by Komplient Kitten July 2, 2008

FacePaulm

A facepalm, but usually done when referring to classic rock. Named after Paul McCartney of The Beatles, the most well known classic rock band.

He FacePaulmed when his girlfriend referred to John Lennon as the drummer of The Who.

You think One Direction is better than Led Zeppelin? *FacePaulm*

by here_comes_the_zeppelin January 6, 2014

facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007

facebucket

What my grandma calls "Facebook"

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?

by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009