Faceballing

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.

Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!

by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011

facepalmingly

Adjective form of the progressive verb facepalming (the act of raising one or both hands to your face when something stupid happens). When something is really frustrating and stupid and you end up realising it's facepalmingly stupid.

Michael Gove's education reforms are facepalmingly stupid.

by Nonflyingfarang September 10, 2013

facepalming

Like, embarrassing, etc., but with a facepalm, too.

Obviously.

OMFG, this is facepalming!

by khalyd January 22, 2011

PE Freeballing

Something some people who started freeballing in high school probably did, this is only practiced by people who are devoted freeballers and have no shame for their body and are most likely Full Time Freeballer

they have been freeballing full-time for so long that going back to any type of underwear seems absolutely crazy to them. They have given up on underwear all together, and will never go back....

Nathaniel Loves PE Freeballing, and his self confidence is pretty high, and he especially loves running for PE, with his junk flapping in the wind...

by Freeballing Nate September 22, 2007

Facebullying

To bully somebody on Facebook, as a joke or otherwise.

'Hey! quit Facebullying him/her!'

by Komplient Kitten July 2, 2008

freeballing

Going without undershorts, said of a male, so called because his balls hang free and unencumbered. A similar expression is "going commando," which can be used of either a male or female without underwear, but is more often used of a male.

"A lot of guys like to freeball in the summer, but I prefer jockey shorts, to give my balls a little support, since otherwise they hang too low in the heat. I do freeball if I'm anticipating a sexual encounter, however!"

by bill August 11, 2005

facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007