Facebalk 

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.

Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!

Facebalk by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011

facebalk 

Hesitating about whether or not to add someone as a friend from your social networking site's "Suggestions" page.

"They're suggesting I add an old girlfriend as a friend. I need to facebalk until I figure out whether she'd be as insane now as she was back then."

facebalk by SomeDave July 31, 2009

facebalk 

To stalk someone on facebook using the pictures and info tabs on their profile. Some people will have adresses and cell phone numbers and screen names so it is really easy to stalk them. To get the definition of these people, see retard.

Dude 1: DUDE! I totally just sent this babe a friend request on facebook and she accepted it!

Dude 2: And?

Dude 1: She totally had her TWO cell phone numbers on there with her screen names from AIM, Skype, and MSN. Oh! She also had her adress on there and she lives right next to me! This is gonna be my third facebalk this month!

Dude 2: Dude, it's only the 5th.

Dude 1: Dude, I know!

Dude 2: I can smell a gang bang in the distance.

facebalk by IxSuperTrampxI July 16, 2009

facebalk 

stalking people on facebook

I didn't know if she had a boyfriend so I had to facebalk her.

facebalk by cjykey2009 February 4, 2010

Facebalk 

A person who has not joined Facebook.

It's so weird, Bill is a web designer and he is still facebalking. Makes it harder to stay in touch with him.

Facebalk by stuhem October 28, 2010

facebalking 

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

facebalking by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007

Faceball Bat 

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.

"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."

Faceball Bat by willers222 December 18, 2008