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Nukkin Futts 

A clean and appropriate version of the phrase, "Fucking Nuts"
Boy 1: Why aren't you speaking to mandy?
Boy 2: are you kidding me? She's nukkin futts! She too crazy!
Nukkin Futts by Falcongrl89 January 1, 2012
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nuckin futts 

the pg version of fuckin nutts, appropriate for all ages to use to describe other nouns and events.
Tommy is nuckin futts, hes about to punch joe.
nuckin futts by Jordan I. Coates August 27, 2016

Buckin Futts 

A family friendly curse words that could scare your parents. Fuckin butts but different
"Buckin Futts"
" what happened"
"i missed an epic 360 no scope in fortnite"
Buckin Futts by Daddiboi27 December 18, 2018
Literal Polish pronunciation of fuck. Sometimes used instead of the obvious expletive kurva.
Office worker: Ow futsk ! (thinks: kurva !).
futsk by AvdIJ September 7, 2014
Something one needs to mess around with to get to work properly, each time, is futtzy. Something not precisely simple or un-complex, something not plug-n-play, is futtzy. Something requiring multiple steps completed in specific order and requiring a large chunk of ones attention, usually diverted from another concurrent task, for proper operation, is futtzy.
I love my new phone with navigation, I just type in an address and it voice prompts me over my car audio system, interrupting my streaming music as needed so it aint futtzy at all!
Futtzy by Dan Quan October 17, 2009

futtocks 

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.
Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.
futtocks by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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