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Stands for Fuck You Suck My Dick. Used during texting or IM sessions when someone types something that the other person finds offensive. The person being offended replies with FUSMD.
Yo, I was texting John the other day and he said he had sex with my girl last weekend, I replied FUSMD!
FUSMD by Sean Meeks October 14, 2010
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Fuskdog is a way of life, it's both an abstract mathematical theorem and another version of hotdog. There is no one creator of the fuskdog theorem, but legend says the first occurrence of the term was used by a person by the name Samuel.
lemme get a fuskdog no bun, lemme get a fuskdog no bun
fuskdog by mikephathawk January 26, 2022
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fussdeficit 

United States debt that is a spectacular blunder. It has snowballed for several years and is now at its peak. It is the result of the US fussbudget failure. It will be known for historically peaking in 2012. It can only be cured by great ingenuity, hard work, and perseverance.
Congress has failed to improve the fussbudget, so now we are forced to face an even worse fussdeficit.
fussdeficit by thingoneandthingtwo February 18, 2012
FUSSDIRAG
noun: an acronym which stands for "Former United States Supported Dictator Internationally Reviled for Acts of Genocide."

The term FUSSDIRAG was coined by Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report," January 8th, 2007.

FUSSDIRAGs include Saddam Hussein, Slobodan Milosevic, Augusto Pinochet, Idi Amin, Efrain Rios Montt, Charles Taylor, and Haji Mohammad Suharto among many others.

"Now that Saddam has been executed, we're running low on FUSSDIRAGs"
FUSSDIRAG by KatieOh! February 5, 2007
(FLAGSTAFF UNIFIFED SCHOOL DISTRICT) ALSO KNOWN AS THE F**K YOU SCHOOL DISTRICT. FULL OF PEOPLE IN CHARGE WHO SEEM TO MAKE IT A GOAL TO DO THE WORST THINGS POSSIBLE FOR THIER SCHOOLS AND REFUSE TO LISTEN TO WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIER DECISIONS WANT.
EX: THE PUBLIC PEOPLE: "SINAGUA HIGH SCHOOL IS A GOOD SCHOOL AND THE BEST CANDIDATE FOR STAYING A HIGH SCHOOL NEXT YEAR"
FUSD: "LET'S BE DUMBA**ES AND CLOSE THE NEWEST BIGGEST HIGH SCHOOL AND TURN IT INTO A MIDDLE SCHOOL SO THE YOUNGER KIDS CAN DESTROY IT. GREAT IDEA!"
THE PUBLIC PEOPLE: "WE HATE YOU."
FUSD by housetops June 21, 2010
Fused means getting drunk, waved, tipsy, intoxicated, how you feel after a few beverages.
"Let's get FUSED tonight boys!"
"He got so FUSED at the party!"
Fused by ChimpMonk July 29, 2017
Fuck yoU, Suck My Cock

Yet another acronym brewed up by Marines, this is only to be used when dealing with motivated, or "moto", fuckwits who blue falcon everyone else with their faggotry.
Gunny: All right dicksucks, until we find that lost pair of NVGs, libo is secured for the rest of the weekend. I don't give a fuck if you, your wives/GFs or kids planned a weekend getaway. You'd best find my NVGs!

*finds them in his seabag*

Gunny: Ha ha! That was silly of me! Weekends, rah?

LCpl: FUSMC Gunny.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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