Fumding 

To be an idiot or fool.

The guy down the street is a real fumding.

Fumding by strokerstang April 4, 2015

Fuming 

Fuming is a state of furious anger. It's roots trace from how cartoons are depicted to have steam to come out their ears when they get angry or annoyed, often turning red in the face.

"Did you know Shelly brought the same Prom dress as you?"

"I know, I'm absolutely fuming!"

Fuming by vvvvvxu May 25, 2017

Fuming 

When a British person gets angry

I am Fucking fuming, mega MEGA fucking fuming

Fuming by Miss Fuming January 31, 2019

Funding secured. 

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

Funding secured. by P Singer August 10, 2018

fudding

the act of self pleasuring for a woman

"gave myself a right good fudding last night" said the bird

fudding by spacenewt December 8, 2009

fumping 

When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.

J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."

fumping by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021

Fuming 

When something has annoyed you so much that you begin complaining, and your voice goes high-pitched and squeaky. It may involve loud sounds of irritation being produced as a result of this 'fuming' state.

Asha was so fuming yesterday, she said someone stole her carpi-sonnes. She made those weird sounds again, when she spoke.

Fuming by souljaboyA4 May 16, 2011