fuckford

A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.

A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD

by chriskel December 14, 2013

Fuckford

Chriskel

Chriskel is a fuckford for using your when they should have wrote you're.

by Chelizardbreath July 14, 2018

Fuckfold

An alternative name for the sex position mating press. A form of missionary where the bottoms legs are folded and pressed to their chest while the top fucks downward. (Possible for both vaginal and anal).

"My boyfriend put me in a fuckfold last night, I've never cum so hard!"

"We tried doing the fuckfold the other day, whoever said sex isn't exercise was lying!"

by Fuego Ekati January 6, 2021

Fuckfood

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.

"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"

by K9 Klub July 12, 2017

fuckword

1) A severe swear or oath.

2) A word which has an extremely negative connotation.

E1)You fucking CUNT!!!!!

E2) Because George found Gillie to be very, very annoying, and a general waste of oxygen, he would forever consider "Gillie" to be a fuckword.

by Garion October 12, 2006

Fuckfort

A sexual structure resembling a hutch or cave made by reconfiguring the individual components (mattress, cushion pillows, etc) of an existing piece of furniture (bed, couch, etc).

When Greg is away at school, his mother and her new boyfriend Terry spend most of their time building a fuckfort out of Greg's threadbare bed.

by Magnus Apollo March 24, 2011

fuckformance

The "acting" that a girl does during sex, particularly acting done by a porn star. Characterized by loud moaning, gyrating, a dry vagina, and a deathly bored look in the eyes.

My boyfriend sucks in bed so I put on a full-fledged fuckformance to make him feel better, then I sleep with other guys.

by flatspot January 7, 2012