Fuckfood

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.

"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"

by K9 Klub July 12, 2017

Fuckfoot

An inconsiderate asshole who never sits down, who incessantly paces, pounds, and slams their feet into the floor, and lives in the apartment above you.

"Great. Fuckfoot upstairs just got home..."

by Porgmundr May 24, 2023

Fucknoodle

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.

Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.

by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

fuckdoodle

A person who is extremly idiotic and immature, a childish retard

Jeremy is a complete fuckdoodle, he got a zero on the test and tells nonstop sex jokes.

by YahboiHennessy November 20, 2014

fuckford

A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.

A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD

by chriskel December 14, 2013

Fuck Food

Food you would not make (cook) for someone who is just a friend. When you make this food for someone you want to fuck them.

Beth: He made me sushi becuase my back hurt.

Friend: Dude did you fuck him?

Beth: No! It was just a friend thing.

Friend: No fucking way! He served you fuck food!

Beth: What are talking about?

Friend: Sushi is not a friend food. He went through the effort to make Sushi....meaning he wanted a piece of ASS!

by Fuck Food Rocks! May 5, 2009

Fuckfold

An alternative name for the sex position mating press. A form of missionary where the bottoms legs are folded and pressed to their chest while the top fucks downward. (Possible for both vaginal and anal).

"My boyfriend put me in a fuckfold last night, I've never cum so hard!"

"We tried doing the fuckfold the other day, whoever said sex isn't exercise was lying!"

by Fuego Ekati January 6, 2021