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An alternative name for the sex position mating press. A form of missionary where the bottoms legs are folded and pressed to their chest while the top fucks downward. (Possible for both vaginal and anal).

"My boyfriend put me in a fuckfold last night, I've never cum so hard!"

"We tried doing the fuckfold the other day, whoever said sex isn't exercise was lying!"

Fuckfold by Fuego Ekati January 6, 2021

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fuckfolio

The portfolio kept of all the people one has fucked.

"Last night we compared fuckfolios. His was like ten times the size of mine!"

fuckfolio by Cashewdick October 14, 2009

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Fuckhold

Fuckhold (fuc•hoe•ld) is a cheap K-mart knockoff imitation slang of the word cuckold.

Fuck your Animes, you fuckhold!

Fuckhold by Petradox July 6, 2016

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fuckford

A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.

A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD

fuckford by chriskel December 14, 2013

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Fuckfood

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.

"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"

Fuckfood by K9 Klub July 12, 2017

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Fuckfolk

The gender neutral version of "Fuckbois"

Reasonable person: What are you guys up to?
Girl: Snapping my dad nudes
Guy: I'm her dad
Reasonable person walks away because they'z fuckfolk

Fuckfolk by The Jabbertalky September 3, 2016

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Fuckfolk

Coined by Luce 5 April 2018
Gender neutral version of "Fuckboi" or "Fuckgirl".
A person who is strictly into sexual relationships and will do anything to get what they want regardless of the lies required.

Warning, Apparently Fuckfolk can wink at you via messenger now. Be aware, not alarmed.

Fuckfolk by Callmesir73 May 21, 2018

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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