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Fuckfold 

An alternative name for the sex position mating press. A form of missionary where the bottoms legs are folded and pressed to their chest while the top fucks downward. (Possible for both vaginal and anal).
"My boyfriend put me in a fuckfold last night, I've never cum so hard!"

"We tried doing the fuckfold the other day, whoever said sex isn't exercise was lying!"
Fuckfold by Fuego Ekati January 6, 2021
Words you can keep
The portfolio kept of all the people one has fucked.
"Last night we compared fuckfolios. His was like ten times the size of mine!"
fuckfolio by Cashewdick October 14, 2009
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Fuckhold 

Fuckhold (fuc•hoe•ld) is a cheap K-mart knockoff imitation slang of the word cuckold.
Fuck your Animes, you fuckhold!
Fuckhold by Petradox July 6, 2016
A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.
A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD
fuckford by chriskel December 14, 2013

Fuckfood 

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.
"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"
Fuckfood by K9 Klub July 12, 2017

Fuckfolk 

The gender neutral version of "Fuckbois"
Reasonable person: What are you guys up to?
Girl: Snapping my dad nudes
Guy: I'm her dad
Reasonable person walks away because they'z fuckfolk
Fuckfolk by The Jabbertalky September 3, 2016

Fuckfolk 

Coined by Luce 5 April 2018
Gender neutral version of "Fuckboi" or "Fuckgirl".
A person who is strictly into sexual relationships and will do anything to get what they want regardless of the lies required.
Warning, Apparently Fuckfolk can wink at you via messenger now. Be aware, not alarmed.
Fuckfolk by Callmesir73 May 21, 2018
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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