Fuckfort

A sexual structure resembling a hutch or cave made by reconfiguring the individual components (mattress, cushion pillows, etc) of an existing piece of furniture (bed, couch, etc).

When Greg is away at school, his mother and her new boyfriend Terry spend most of their time building a fuckfort out of Greg's threadbare bed.

by Magnus Apollo March 24, 2011

fuckworthy

Something worth caring about.

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthiness

The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.

His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019

Fuckfoot

An inconsiderate asshole who never sits down, who incessantly paces, pounds, and slams their feet into the floor, and lives in the apartment above you.

"Great. Fuckfoot upstairs just got home..."

by Porgmundr May 24, 2023

fuckworthy

Worth of propagating with; someone that one believes to be beautiful (esp. carnally).
See also: hot, fine

"God, she's so fine! Totally fuckworthy."
or
"Alright, tell me: do I look fuckworthy?"

by technococcus December 20, 2004

fuckford

A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.

A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD

by chriskel December 14, 2013

fuckportunity

1. an opportunity to have sex or a chance sexual encounter.
2. a previous conquest that you see again in the future

Did you have any luck with your fuckportunity?

by Awful & Stylin January 5, 2010