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FMOGging (from FMOG: For My Own Good).

The deliberate, sometimes mischievous act of doing something for your own wellbeing, particularly when it means rejecting expectations, declining invitations, embracing rest, or choosing pleasure without guilt.

A playful act of self-preservation and personal agency. FMOGging doesn’t have to be productive, respectable or understood by anyone else. It just has to genuinely be for your own good.

The responsible cousin of UTNG (Up To No Good) turning it FMOG (For My Own Good.

Nah, man, thanks for the offer, but I’m FMOGging tonight. Pyjamas, takeaway, a movie and absolutely no obligations.

FMOGging by PollyProsecco October 29, 2026

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FMOGGING

Verb

Alternate spelling: (FMOGging); from FMOG: For My Own Good).

The deliberate, sometimes mischievous act of doing something for your own wellbeing, particularly when it means rejecting expectations, declining invitations, embracing rest, or choosing pleasure without guilt.

A playful act of self-preservation and personal agency. FMOGging doesn’t have to be productive, respectable or understood by anyone else. It just has to genuinely be for your own good.

The responsible cousin of UTNG (Up To No Good).

Alternate spelling: FMOGGING

Nah, man, thanks for the offer, but I’m FMOGging tonight. Pyjamas, takeaway, a movie and absolutely no obligations.

Or alternatively
UTNG FMOG

FMOGGING by PollyProsecco October 29, 2026

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fogging nuts

Going really, really fast.

I was doing 75 and he went past me fogging nuts.

fogging nuts by goldbugfever September 29, 2013

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Flogging the Log

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

Flogging the Log by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009

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flogging the pope

Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.

I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'

flogging the pope by LaughingAloud September 29, 2005

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Bull Frogging

A term used to describe a very specific form of copulation:

During sex, the male penetrates the female, but shifts his body opposite to hers and, while on all fours with his legs spread in a fashion analogous to a frog, proceeds to bare butt fart directly in her face, thusly mimicking the deep and guttural "ribbit" of a bullfrog. Note that bare butt farting has been referred to as "the future of sex" in some forward thinking academic circles.

"I was bull frogging some hoe so hard last night she threw up twice!"

Bull Frogging by bullfrogginbrizzle September 13, 2011

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flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

flogging the dolphin by charlie July 16, 2003

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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