FLOBBs

FLOBBs ... a modern acronym, short for:
"Flakes, LOwballers, cheap-Bastards, and Bottom-feeders".
FLOBBs is always plural, and refers to a class of people
who's actions are primarily irresponsible in nature and
usually cheap.

Etymology: circa 2004, from online marketplaces like
Craigslist and the increasing percentage of flaky buyers.

A few real buyers responded to my advert, the rest were a
bunch of FLOBBs.

by Sirius Sellers April 8, 2007

flobbing

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person

he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation

by dancer04728 April 29, 2020

flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip

Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch

by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

flobbier

A hot guy, usually sseen with awesome facial features

i love flobbier

by Videogamesm12 September 14, 2021

flobba

Someone who coaches a racquet sport but spends more time handling two different fury balls.

Oi Nick, you're at work, get ya hands outta ya pants ya Flobba!

by Crayzee baller May 22, 2014

flobbadobba

1. Verb, to blunder into a pair of large breasts while snorkelling.

"I nearly flobbadobbaed myself to death in the Caribbean last Summer".

by Ricardo B January 11, 2009

Floobs

Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.

That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022