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Flobster 

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat
Flobster by Giggler10000 January 8, 2009
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flobster 

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.
Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.
flobster by flobster man December 27, 2011

Flogster 

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster
Flogster by MissTinker December 13, 2016

flooster 

Vag, chicane
Up The Flooster, Floostering around, how's your flooster
flooster by FelOoster March 31, 2017

Flopster 

Flopster is a place where pet lovers meet. "Flop" as floppy ears; "ster" as foster an animal.

The Flopsters are the community of pet lovers.
These people are pet sitting my friend's dog, they are part of the Flopsters' community.

Have you been to that pet friendly cafe yet? It is full of Flopsters!

My friend took her dog to the restaurant round the corner of her house, it is Flopster verified. You should go and take your puppy for an ice cream!
Flopster by CaptainSammy June 9, 2019

The Flopsters 

The Flospers are the pet lovers in your community. They either are pet owners or simply pet lovers!
My friend is pet sitting my brother's cat, she is part of the Flopsters' community.

Have you been to that pet friendly coffee shop yet? It is full of Flopsters!
The Flopsters by CaptainSammy June 12, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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