Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

Flobster

A Female Lobster

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat

by Giggler10000 January 8, 2009

flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.

Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.

by flobster man December 27, 2011

Flogster

Male equivalent of Spinster

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster

by MissTinker December 13, 2016

flooster

Vag, chicane

Up The Flooster, Floostering around, how's your flooster

by FelOoster March 31, 2017

Flopster

Flopster is a place where pet lovers meet. "Flop" as floppy ears; "ster" as foster an animal.

The Flopsters are the community of pet lovers.

These people are pet sitting my friend's dog, they are part of the Flopsters' community.

Have you been to that pet friendly cafe yet? It is full of Flopsters!

My friend took her dog to the restaurant round the corner of her house, it is Flopster verified. You should go and take your puppy for an ice cream!

by CaptainSammy June 9, 2019

The Flopsters

The Flospers are the pet lovers in your community. They either are pet owners or simply pet lovers!

My friend is pet sitting my brother's cat, she is part of the Flopsters' community.

Have you been to that pet friendly coffee shop yet? It is full of Flopsters!

by CaptainSammy June 12, 2019