Flobby 

When you leave your fries at Five Guys sitting too long, and they become un-edible.

I left my delicious FIVE GUYS fries sitting too long like a biznitch, and now they are cold and flobby.

Flobby by churchburr November 7, 2010

Flobby 

Someone who is flabby (fat) and a slob.

GIRL 1: Did you see Karen?
GIRL 2: OMG, she looked so flobby!

Flobby by TeamAwesomeness February 21, 2008

flobby 

Flobby is the face you make after your airbag opens in a car

Micheal's face was really flobby after the accident

flobby by Paul December 17, 2003

flobby 

Abi Bygrave

Gav:Do some sit ups
Abi:Are you calling me flobby?

flobby by mark October 1, 2003

Flobby Baby 

When you roofie a girl and she goes limp, like a bag of dead babies behind an abortion clinic. Followed by having your way with your newly-made catatonic lady friend.

Gary: Hey Ted what did you do this weekend?

Ted: I did the flobby baby on that bitch from accounting.

Flobby Baby by T-Swizzy January 3, 2010

flobby crotch 

A female born prior to the 60's whom seems to be younger than she portays. For this woman to be classified as a flobby crotch her vagina must hang like the sleeve of a wizard!

My friends mom is a flobby crotch! But she seems to be bangable!

flobby crotch by Cliff Rigsby June 24, 2009

Flobby Penis Syndrome 

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.

Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.

Flobby Penis Syndrome by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016