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Someone who is flabby (fat) and a slob.
GIRL 1: Did you see Karen?
GIRL 2: OMG, she looked so flobby!
Flobby by TeamAwesomeness February 21, 2008
Flobby is the face you make after your airbag opens in a car
Micheal's face was really flobby after the accident
flobby by Paul December 17, 2003
Abi Bygrave
Gav:Do some sit ups
Abi:Are you calling me flobby?
flobby by mark October 1, 2003

Flobby Baby 

When you roofie a girl and she goes limp, like a bag of dead babies behind an abortion clinic. Followed by having your way with your newly-made catatonic lady friend.
Gary: Hey Ted what did you do this weekend?

Ted: I did the flobby baby on that bitch from accounting.
Flobby Baby by T-Swizzy January 3, 2010

flobby crotch 

A female born prior to the 60's whom seems to be younger than she portays. For this woman to be classified as a flobby crotch her vagina must hang like the sleeve of a wizard!
My friends mom is a flobby crotch! But she seems to be bangable!
flobby crotch by Cliff Rigsby June 24, 2009

Flobby Penis Syndrome 

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.
Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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