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flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip
Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch
flobbercocked by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.
You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.
flobberdong by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009

flobber knockers 

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.
"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"
flobber knockers by Malg April 23, 2006

Flobberly 

Something like an egg where the white is undercooked would be Flobberly, or the skin on a chicken that is cooked but not crispy.
I'm not eating that egg, it's too Flobberly
Flobberly by Chearymajortom May 13, 2016

flobberknob 

much like a numpty..a useless git...with the added rider that he can't get his pecker up
Don't be such a numpty ..you flobberknob!
flobberknob by dame January 12, 2004

flobberdob 

flobberdob can be used in any context either as a way to make friends laugh or look at you in a weird way, it works! It mainly means "YOU PRUNE" or "YOU MORON" yet any meaning can be attacted to it depending on what mood you are in. its a word for every situation when you are stuck for what to say.
say someone is really annoying you just randomly start shouting "FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB FLOBBERDOB!" over and over at them they'll soon leave you alone, the only down side is that they might call for a psychiatrist.
flobberdob by per5cy May 17, 2006