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A term coined by the chronically ill, to describe the annoying yoga loving, quinoa eating twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and the avoidance of trans fats (or some other fad) for pretty much every illness, disability or ailment. You know the sort.
"Hey man, you still got that lazy thing?"
"Yep. It's a lifelong illness. No cure"
"You know, my aunt had that too. She just went on this amazing gluten free, protein rich diet, and she's completely cured. Just ran a marathon last week"
"Dude, stop being such a fitcunt! There's no cure!"
Fitcunt by AllTheSpoons February 20, 2018
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skitchin my fitchin 

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.
skitchin my fitchin by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A usually overpriced store with a huge lack in lighting, and should be sued for air pollution.
Person: Hi, welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch, would you like a flashlight and a gas mask?
Abercrombie & Fitch by Winxx May 20, 2013

John Fitch Vodka 

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.
Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."
John Fitch Vodka by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009

Abercrombie and Fitch 

You're nothing if you're not Perfect...
First off, I used to work as an in store model in the London store of Abercrombie and Fitch. I didn't go for the job because i loved the store or the clothes(actually i'd never even been in!), i got scouted and thought i'd have a go as i need some extra money. At the interveiw/casting we had our pictures taken and then sat in a group and were asked questions. One of which was "why do you think diversity is important in the work place?"i answered the question and didn't give it another thought until I got the job and went for the training day. We sat in a small room waiting to start and i look around. Every single girl in the room was over 5'8", thin and gorgeous. Every guy was muscular tanned and very attractive. As the day went on and the rules came out it got more and more clear that they didn't want even the tinest bit of diversity. They have a mold and the expect you to stick to it. Everyday before you work you are checked by the "visual" team. If they deem you unfit to take the floor, you get put in the stock room underground. I completely agree with some of the people saying "it's just a store! let people wear what they want!" but at the end of the day it's not. It's a brand image that makes kids believe you're nothing if you're not perfect.

Fitchburg Fudgepacker 

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.
My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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