A term coined by the chronically ill, to describe the annoying yoga loving, quinoa eating twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and the avoidance of trans fats (or some other fad) for pretty much every illness, disability or ailment. You know the sort.
"Hey man, you still got that lazy thing?"
"Yep. It's a lifelong illness. No cure"
"You know, my aunt had that too. She just went on this amazing gluten free, protein rich diet, and she's completely cured. Just ran a marathon last week"
"Dude, stop being such a fitcunt! There's no cure!"
"Yep. It's a lifelong illness. No cure"
"You know, my aunt had that too. She just went on this amazing gluten free, protein rich diet, and she's completely cured. Just ran a marathon last week"
"Dude, stop being such a fitcunt! There's no cure!"
by AllTheSpoons February 19, 2018
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A term used by the chronically ill to describe patronising, Pilates obsessed twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and a trans fat free diet as cures for literally any illness you can think of. You know the sort.
"Hey man, you still got that tiredness thing?"
"Yeah, it's an incurable lifelong illness."
"You need to get more natural sources of B vitmins in your diet. My sister in law had the same thing. She eats 25g of brown rice three times a day, and she's totally cured now"
"If you don't stop being such a fitcunt, I will literally end you"
"Yeah, it's an incurable lifelong illness."
"You need to get more natural sources of B vitmins in your diet. My sister in law had the same thing. She eats 25g of brown rice three times a day, and she's totally cured now"
"If you don't stop being such a fitcunt, I will literally end you"
by AllTheSpoons February 16, 2018
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