Fitcunt 

A term coined by the chronically ill, to describe the annoying yoga loving, quinoa eating twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and the avoidance of trans fats (or some other fad) for pretty much every illness, disability or ailment. You know the sort.

"Hey man, you still got that lazy thing?"
"Yep. It's a lifelong illness. No cure"
"You know, my aunt had that too. She just went on this amazing gluten free, protein rich diet, and she's completely cured. Just ran a marathon last week"
"Dude, stop being such a fitcunt! There's no cure!"

Fitcunt by AllTheSpoons February 20, 2018

Fitcunt 

A term used by the chronically ill to describe patronising, Pilates obsessed twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and a trans fat free diet as cures for literally any illness you can think of. You know the sort.

"Hey man, you still got that tiredness thing?"
"Yeah, it's an incurable lifelong illness."
"You need to get more natural sources of B vitmins in your diet. My sister in law had the same thing. She eats 25g of brown rice three times a day, and she's totally cured now"
"If you don't stop being such a fitcunt, I will literally end you"

Fitcunt by AllTheSpoons May 6, 2018

fatcuntitus 

An illness. The inability to stop eating and thinking about food 24/7, 365 days of the year, despite already being a fat cunt. No known cure.

I'm totally suffering from fatcuntitus

That Kerry Catona Has seasonal fatcuntitus, dependent upon magazine endorsements.

fatcuntitus by Fatcuntfanny March 6, 2017

Fatcunteritis

Any injury or illness substantially derived from being seriously overweight or morbidly obese.

Hey how did big Pete fall hard enough to break his ankle? Serious case of Fatcunteritis right there!

Fatcunteritis by Locnes February 15, 2018

fatcuntcowbelly 

a guy who thinks he can steal peoples memes and get away with it

that fatcuntcowbelly just stole my memes

fatcuntcowbelly by hunterisamlgmofohahaha December 18, 2017

fatcunt69 

The gamer tag that thinks he can no-scope, but can't actually.

Man I got put up against fatcunt69, and I got a kill streak on his ass.

fatcunt69 by Alois._.The._.Baby July 23, 2018

fatcuntitis 

A person who suffers from fatcuntitis is someone who is incredibly fat and the butt of all jokes. They are a fat cunt.

Person 1: Did you hear about that turkish boy?

Person 2: no.. what happened to him?

Person 1: Hes got fatcuntitis

fatcuntitis by I Like Ifc June 21, 2023