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Fitchburg 

Small city in northern central mass, the home of Fitchburg State College, and a victim of the ice storm / blackout of 2008. When driving to Fitchburg, you know you have arrived when the roads are almost impossible to drive on without hitting a pothole. The train that runs through the city goes straight into North Station in Boston. Go downtown at your own risk (I recommend not going downtown). Also known as "The Burg," and the more common "Dirty Burg."
"Have you been to Fitchburg? Man, that's a dirty city!"
Fitchburg by peace,love,&yomama March 11, 2009

Fitchburg 

a small city in central mass. many great people and things have come from here. now it has not much to offer.
i need to get the hell out of Fitchburg!!!
Fitchburg by Niko! August 4, 2008

Fitchburg 

"Fitchburg" - noun, may be used as a verb

Def.: A social space where absolutely nothing is sacred.
Usage:
1. Whenever the usual conventions and proprieties of common party talk became either too tiresome or too constraining, Mary would rebel and take the conversation straight to Fitchburg.
2. "Honey, I think Johnny's head is permanently stuck in the gutter."
"No, no Pookums. Much worse. It's in Fitchburg."

Fitchburg Fudgepacker 

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.
My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

Fitchburg High School 

A semi-large school filled to capacity with a cultural fiesta....fights....oh yeah.....the cafeteria is hugh the food sux just like the rest, we gotta deli with custom made to order subs,wraps,saladas and whatnot. WORD UP SENIORS 2011 WOOT WOOT!!!! RED RAIDERS!!!
we're the Red Raiders, we threw down on those LemonHeads in that thanksgiving game yo! We rep Fitchburg High School!

Fitchure 

The advertisements Fitch does of their perfect topless models. To be compared to somebody in a Fitchure is one of the highest compliment.
Girl 1: Wow would you look at that profile picture, damn hes got it going.

Girl 2: Thats a Fitchure if ever i saw one.
Fitchure by Jaarko April 18, 2010