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Finland Helicopter 

Finland Helicopter

To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.

May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
Jeff just started his Finland Helicopter and flew out of the window!
Finland Helicopter by BMJimmer November 22, 2010
Also home of great rally drivers and people who can drink pretty much anyone under the table.
Finland by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

Team Finland 

Durning a movie or picture when half of the face is showing.
Tiffany this picture is a Team Finland. I can only see half of your face.
Team Finland by DyingAtTheDisco February 18, 2009
The country that invented malotov cocktails then with skis rifles and malotov cocktails kicked the ass of a country 100 times their size. Russia got owned 8 casualties to 1.
Holy shit did Russia get its ass kicked by Finland again?
Finland by Ryan Lind October 2, 2005
Country situated in Northern Europe in between Sweden and Russia. 2/3 of the country is just lakes. National language is Finnish (of the Finno-Ugric family of languages) although a small minority also speak Swedish. Famous for its typically tall, blond haired people, famous motor racing champions (such as Mika Hakkinen, Keke Rosberg and Tomi Makinen), Santa Claus (supposedly), good bands such as Children Of Bodom, Impaled Nazarene and Nightwish (fronted by the stunning Tarja Turunen), not so great but strangely more popular bands such as HIM and The Rasmus, Nokia, saunas, high suicide rates and getting very drunk.
Finland is a cool country.
Finland by TimFS October 24, 2004
Home of friendly people and good hockey players. Everyone I have met from Finland has been cool. The country is actually pronounced in Finnish Suomi (god I hope I spelled that right).
What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole? A Fin! (Told to me by a fellow from Finland!)
finland by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005