22 definitions by nikthenyetminder

pizza hut

Pizza Hut is the best chain pizza store, and is #1 in the industry. They have a knack for doing away with the best types of pizza they have (the sicilain, the Chicago dish). I used to work there.

One time while working at pizza hut I watched a coworker bleed into the pizza sauce.

by nikthenyetminder February 22, 2005

Shag Wagon

A van used for having sexual intercourse in the back. A term personified by the great pizza delivery driver, Gary Burgess.

"I can rarely pick up any chicks driving this shag wagon, but it sure has its perks when I do!"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

soul patrol

A large group of african americans.

Hid your hubcaps, Donnie, the soul patrol is coming!

by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005

Soul Patrol

The imaginary police or enforcement group made up of imaginary african americans, who are feared by any white person trying to dance, or else behave black (see wigger).

Tim McGraw sang with Nelly, and he is appearing on the Country Music awards wearing Fubu, if he raises the roof, the soul patrol will be all over him!

by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005

Holy Smokes

1) An expression to show suprise or exclamation.

2) To smoke the reefer in a church

1) Holy Smokes! That's Cheyanne Silver in that porno.

2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?

by nikthenyetminder December 16, 2004

Fly The Goose

To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.

"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."

by nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004

finland

Home of friendly people and good hockey players. Everyone I have met from Finland has been cool. The country is actually pronounced in Finnish Suomi (god I hope I spelled that right).

What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole? A Fin! (Told to me by a fellow from Finland!)

by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005