nikthenyetminder's definitions

pizza hut

Pizza Hut is the best chain pizza store, and is #1 in the industry. They have a knack for doing away with the best types of pizza they have (the sicilain, the Chicago dish). I used to work there.

One time while working at pizza hut I watched a coworker bleed into the pizza sauce.

by nikthenyetminder February 21, 2005

Crush

To earn a one-sided victory over you opposition in a sport or game.

The Schoolhouse Rockers always crush against the Mighty Mutts Hockey Club.

by Nikthenyetminder February 13, 2005

gangsta

Something that is positive. Cool, neat, or sweet, as they say.

Man, look at that guy's Camaro, that's gangsta!

by Nikthenyetminder February 13, 2005

Volkswagen

The car that hate built.

Batmobile is to Batman as VW is to Hitler.

by Nikthenyetminder February 13, 2005

three biggest lies

The "three biggest lies" that are frequently made are: This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth.

He got him a cell with a pervert, the pervert tried to crawl in his bed, he proceeded to tell him the three biggest lies, and thse are the words that he said, "Good buddy This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005

finland

Home of friendly people and good hockey players. Everyone I have met from Finland has been cool. The country is actually pronounced in Finnish Suomi (god I hope I spelled that right).

What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole? A Fin! (Told to me by a fellow from Finland!)

by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005

Shania Twain

A has-been pop singer who gets worse with every song she has put out. I will give her props, her and her husband supposedly write their songs, that's refreshing. However, it would be much more meaningful if the songs were any good. Any Man Of Mine? It was the "redneck woman" of the mid-90's. But what happened after that? Downhill all the way! You should burn this new record. Billy Carrington totally outsings her on the best sounding song she has put out in years.

I heard Shania Twain sing that new song called "Don't" and I finally realize she has lost it.

by nikthenyetminder January 27, 2005