TimFS's definitions

norway

A country that is better than Kenya.
Main exports: Black Metal, Vikings, Cross-country skiing (not really an export).

The scenery has inspired many an atmospheric metal band. Oh, and A-ha (y'know, with the Take On Me song?).

Come to Norway, it's better than Kenya!

by TimFS January 16, 2005

inbred

Person conceived of breeding between two closely related couples, or someone with a very weak gene pool, but usually the former. Places famous for being rather inbred are some remote or scummy parts of the UK (where the chav population is high) and US redneck areas. This is a great shame for both countries as both have a typically wide gene pool due to different peoples settling over many hundreds of years. Also, royal circles are rather inbred too, for legitimacy reasons.

Eugh, look at the inbred...actually, second thoughts, don't.

by TimFS December 28, 2004

italian

Originating from Italy. A genuine Italian is not the same as an Italian-American, the latter of which is a product of a bastardisation and incredibly innacurate representation of Italian culture. Although whether straight Italian or Italian-American, most of them gesticulate with their hands a lot, even when on the phone. This might also be a false stereotype, though

Yeah, this is real "Italian" Pizza.

by TimFS December 28, 2004

Gröûp X

A 3-piece rap group who are supposedly Middle-Eastern, given their accents, but are really Americans, having a laugh. Despite this, they are as funny as hell.
They have created songs such as their version on Super Mario Twins, Schififty-Five, and Bang Bang Bang

All I want, BANG BANG BANG!

by TimFS January 5, 2005

nordic

Generally speaking, anybody of Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish (arguably) and Icelandic descent, but quite a few people from other northern European countries (including Latvia, Germany and some people in the UK) would consider themselves Nordics too. Nordics are stereotyped as having blond hair and blue eyes, and this is not too far from the truth. Another typical trait is their cheekbones or face shape. For some it is often seen as the same sort of idea as the Aryan race, and there are some neo-Nazi groups who are more specifically based on the idea of Nordic superiority.

Nordic women are quite often very attractive.

"Cor, yeah, that's a proper Nordic."

by TimFS December 24, 2004

nickelback

1) When someone returns you a nickel (probably)
2) See mediocre

1) "Here's your Nickelback!", "Oh...thanks!"
2) Hahah, not Nickelback!

by TimFS December 27, 2004

tr00

Although at face value could be conceived to be a leet version of the word "true" (which it is in one sense), it is actually more commonly used amongst fans of black metal, particularly of Scandinavian origin, to compliment a band, person, or thing for it's black metal or Nordic/Viking values.
It's origins are not certain, although one theory suggests it comes from an old polytheistic religion of Northern Europe called Ásatrú. In early days, old Norse languages had no word for "faith" or "belief". Instead they used the word "tru" or "tro" meaning "truth" or "loyal to".
So using the word "tr00" in black metal terms in this case would mean black metal that is honest, genuine loyal to black metal ideas and customs.
The word does not necessarily have to be applied to bands or people, in some cases, with the more cultured and perhaps slightly more tongue-in-cheek, might describe a place as tr00 for its Nordic, satanic, spooky or dark vibes.
The term kvlt may also be used and has a similar effect.

"Mayhem are tr00 and kvlt"

"This forest is tr00"

by TimFS October 24, 2004