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Definitions by TimFS

Finntroll 

Finnish band combining the styles of humppa, a Finnish form of polka, with metal. Songs are sung in Swedish for the reason that it was the original singer's mother tongue, but also because it sounds "damn trollish".
They also have an obsession with trolls.
When Finntroll come on there's gonna be a fucking hoedown!
Finntroll by TimFS March 6, 2005
A country that is better than Kenya.
Main exports: Black Metal, Vikings, Cross-country skiing (not really an export).

The scenery has inspired many an atmospheric metal band. Oh, and A-ha (y'know, with the Take On Me song?).
Come to Norway, it's better than Kenya!
norway by TimFS January 16, 2005

Gröûp X 

A 3-piece rap group who are supposedly Middle-Eastern, given their accents, but are really Americans, having a laugh. Despite this, they are as funny as hell.
They have created songs such as their version on Super Mario Twins, Schififty-Five, and Bang Bang Bang
All I want, BANG BANG BANG!
Gröûp X by TimFS January 5, 2005

dimebag darrell 

Awesome Guitarist of Pantera, and Damageplan, currently suffering from death, for which there is not yet a cure.
dimebag darrell by TimFS December 28, 2004
Originating from Italy. A genuine Italian is not the same as an Italian-American, the latter of which is a product of a bastardisation and incredibly innacurate representation of Italian culture. Although whether straight Italian or Italian-American, most of them gesticulate with their hands a lot, even when on the phone. This might also be a false stereotype, though
Yeah, this is real "Italian" Pizza.
italian by TimFS December 28, 2004
Surname Bettencourt, Guitarist with Extreme (the best band ever). The best and sexiest guitarist ever, too.
Is of Portugese origin.
Check out Nuno's killer solo on Mutha (I Don't Wanna Go To School Today)
Nuno by TimFS December 28, 2004
Person conceived of breeding between two closely related couples, or someone with a very weak gene pool, but usually the former. Places famous for being rather inbred are some remote or scummy parts of the UK (where the chav population is high) and US redneck areas. This is a great shame for both countries as both have a typically wide gene pool due to different peoples settling over many hundreds of years. Also, royal circles are rather inbred too, for legitimacy reasons.
Eugh, look at the inbred...actually, second thoughts, don't.
inbred by TimFS December 28, 2004