FEDANT

FEDANT is the UK Regulator for Antenatal Educators and providers of Antenatal Education in the United Kingdom.

FEDANT

by Lis444 June 17, 2009

Fedatheist

An individual who chooses to define him/herself as an atheist for the sole purpose of being accepted in atheist culture, thus getting attention, and the feeling of superiority over others, while being mostly or entirely ignorant to the actual beliefs of atheism. This lifestyle is achieved by the said Fedatheist acting generally rude and annoyed by others, frequently boasting of their wit, edgy personality, or anti-religious thoughts, and of course, wearing an unflattering fedora in an effort to look intelligent, introspective, or, as aforementioned, edgy. Optional additions to the lifestyle that typically enhance ones efforts at Fedatheism include Brony paraphernalia, an unkempt neckbeard, fingerless gloves(preferably black), an ultra-liberal political stance, pocket chains, and alleged membership with the internet hacktavist group Anonymous, usually in cohesion with a Guy Fawkes Mask. Fedatheists are commonly found a variety of internet forums in comments sections, having overzealous arguments with others, and regarding any belief besides that of atheism as utter stupidity and a crime. Fuck Fedatheists. Buncha dickweeds.

Normal Human Being~ "Who here would like to have an intelligent conversation about various religious aspects?"

Fedatheist~ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAIRY-TALE, OPPRESSIVE, FAG-BURNING BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING FUNDIE PLEB. I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND YOU PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTENT GOD TO FIX IT FOR YOU. YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED AND HUNG THEMSELVES, BECAUSE THEY COULD BARE TO HAVE THEIR EUPHORIC INTELLIGENCE STIFLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU WITH YOUR NONSENSICAL BOOK OF LIES WRITTEN BY CRETINS 2,000 YEARS AGO. THE ONLY GODS I PRAY TO ARE CARL SEAGEN, BILL NYE, AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. I HOPE HELL DOES EXIST SO YOU ALONE CAN BURN THERE IN YOUR RETARDATION OF A BELIEF. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO 42O BLAZE IT, FUCK MY RAINBOWDASH SEX PILLOW, AND MAKE A RAGE COMIC ABOUT HOW I PITIED YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. MAY DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR FUNDIE SOUL."

Normal Human Being with appropriate response~ "Jesus Christ dude. Calm down."

by A User Of The Internet March 16, 2014

fedinthea

The process or act of getting "F-ed in the A"

Carl said, "Jeez Paul your mom is going to kill you"
Paul replied, "Dude I'm so fedinthea!"

by RobForman2315 January 29, 2008

Fedative

The underlying urge of tiredness after consuming a vast amount of food.

We have been to an "all you can eat chinese" we have eaten too much, therefore... we are fedative

by Fusion04 July 19, 2018

Feadant

Stuck-up, arrogant, bragging

"oh yeah, I just ran a 4:00 mile. It was kind of slow though. I only won by 10 meters."
"that's not feadant at all..." (sarcasm)

by Kyla.Kai April 3, 2009

Felanthropist

n. - A person who is unusually adept at and interested in getting other people fellatio i.e. (blowjobs, head, etc.)

Guy 1: Yo bro, why are you always bringing up blowjobs around my roommate?
Guy 2: I'm just tryin' to get the idea in her head bro. I want to get you a blowjob. I'm a felanthropist.
Guy 1: Yeah, a "self-proclaimed" felanthropist....

by ieatjenga April 20, 2015

Ferante

v. to arive at a location with a friend and leave them to find their own way home. Or, "to be feranted" would be to arrive with a friend, said friend leaves, and being stuck to find your own ride home.

1) Yeah I'll be there, But I'll have to ferante Adam so I can go meet up with Kelly.
2) Hey man, Paul totally feranted me at Jim's, can I get a ride? I'll ride gay seat if I have too.
3) Dude, you feranted Brett at Jer's? You know no one will take him home.

by stacked3x August 11, 2009