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Felanthropist 

n. - A person who is unusually adept at and interested in getting other people fellatio i.e. (blowjobs, head, etc.)
Guy 1: Yo bro, why are you always bringing up blowjobs around my roommate?
Guy 2: I'm just tryin' to get the idea in her head bro. I want to get you a blowjob. I'm a felanthropist.
Guy 1: Yeah, a "self-proclaimed" felanthropist....
Felanthropist by ieatjenga April 20, 2015
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flaunthropist

Someone who donates their time and/or money to a cause or charity for the only reason of getting recognized and gaining personal popularity. A flaunthropist usually uses social media, etc. to "flaunt" their good deed(s). This type of person does not actually care about their cause / charity, but instead cares more about their perceived reputation as a selfless individual in the philanthropist community.
The only reason Becky puts on these charity events is because she's a flaunthropist with too much of her daddy's money and a thirst for partying and being popular on Instagram.
flaunthropist by BALLANDUBS October 10, 2016

Fillanthropist 

A con artist who fills their bank account in the guise of being a humanitarian.
Bill Gate is a prime example of a fillanthropist.
Fillanthropist by Morty1.618 May 26, 2021

celanthropist 

A celebrity philanthropist. A very rich person who is intent on saving the world by spending money.

Reportedly, the term was coined by Time magazine.
Bob Geldof, Bono, Sir Richard Branson, and Angelina Jolie are celanthropists.

Here comes a celanthropist; Hooray!, our village is saved!
celanthropist by mooltittle July 15, 2010

fellathropist 

One who of free will donates the gift of fellatio.
My friend Carol has dual occupations as an executive assistant and fellathropist, traveling the world by yacht.
fellathropist by Kdt October 2, 2017

Felinethropist 

Someone who volunteers at animal shelters that have CATS and KITTENS available for adoptions. They might help with donating blankets, or just their time to pet and interact with the animals . They never expect financial compensation. They neither donate nor receive money, just their time and affection. Often they take pictures.
When Anna first heard the word philanthropist and learned what it meant, she wanted to be one when she grew up. Poverty and philanthropy didn't really mesh for 50 years. She learned to take digital photos of the cats for pennies, donate the use of them to a local Humane Society's website, and increase their adoption rates. Fifty years later she was indeed a Felinethropist!
Felinethropist by Poppy Doodle October 19, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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