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featuritis

Humorous way used to describe the way programs tend to be overloaded with functions until it gets useless.
Office is affected by featuritis!!

double featuring

The act of smoking marijuana 5-7 hours into an acid trip and experiencing a sudden and intense resurgence in the LSD experience, often resulting in astral traveling, melting faces, fractal vision, and extreme and aggressive sleeplessness, not to mention the total inability to drive.

N: double feature, double featurer
Although her initial plans for the evening didn't include double featuring, Agatha soon found herself traveling into space through the popcorn ceiling.
double featuring by George Elliot September 22, 2009

Featurism 

The name (created by Tee Noir) for the idea that Eurocentric features (slim nose, high cheekbones, and loose curls) are more favorable than Afrocentric features (coily hair, wide nose, dark skin).
“Because of featurism, the only wide spread representation of black women in the media are light-skinned women with loose curls and light eyes.”
Featurism by •Miya_is_the_name• September 6, 2021

featuring 

serving, as in presentation and showcasing usually in a fashionable way
And what are you featuring?

1990 Thierry Mugler girl!
featuring by CamNi October 26, 2008

featuring that 

featuring that means to show that it is a part of you, your life, or your belongings.

as what you have or act like, that other people can see or notice about you.

if you are featuring something, that means you like it or will show it about you.
"im not featuring that."
"I'm totally featuring that."
featuring that by greybear January 2, 2017

featuristics 

1. A combination of features and characteristics used to describe a noun.
He has the featuristics of a manly Ryan Seacrest.
featuristics by Patricia B. January 14, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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