Upside: A piece of paper you wave around to get free stuff and a the right to make fun of stupid people.
Downside: You have to spend 18 years of your life taking it up your ass from school to get a lousy piece of paper.
Downside: You have to spend 18 years of your life taking it up your ass from school to get a lousy piece of paper.
"I demand a raise because I have an education!"
"Why do I have to come to school anyway?"
"For a piece of paper, now bend over."
"Why do I have to come to school anyway?"
"For a piece of paper, now bend over."
by |3 0 |3 December 20, 2006
The mental torture you're forced and blackmailed to go through in almost every period of your fucking life.
by Al_000 April 26, 2023
by Amyy17 February 02, 2016
Often the end result of a process of theoretical book-learning (which may yield nothing more than a collection of trivia about an obscure subject), used as an excuse to look down on others who may actually be better-adjusted, better-informed, more experienced individuals.
The college graduate knew he was superior to everyone else because he had completed his Education: a master's degree in Ancient Mesopotamian Pottery.
by UrbanDictionaryPapa August 11, 2010
by Luciat December 03, 2017
Education, also another word for indoctrination, is a program that inhibits a Humans ability to think for themselfves.
Education can be defined as indoctrination, just look at these examples;
Transgender Liberal Cuck: "Donald Trump is a racist!"
University Professor: "Yes, Apache Attack Helicopter Binary Genderfluid Faggot, there are more than 2 genders."
Transgender Liberal Cuck: "Donald Trump is a racist!"
University Professor: "Yes, Apache Attack Helicopter Binary Genderfluid Faggot, there are more than 2 genders."
by jubudas April 22, 2017
An incredible opportunity to better yourself and better understand the world around you, frequent mocked and derided by people too stupid to appreciate it or as a defense against their own shortcomings or lack of ambition.
Jared said, "Schools are stupid. The only reason the government wants us to learn and become critical thinkers is so they can control us." Cornelius replied, "If you had been more invested in your education growing up, you wouldn't be saying such stupid things. Now get back to work. I'm not paying you minimum wage to complain about how everything is someone else's fault."
by Gladeye November 24, 2013