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Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.
I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation
Hydro-Fecation by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

felationship 

A.) A courtship that does not extend past felatio. Action is usually carried out with female who is significantly larger than her counterpart

B.) A form of relationship in which the girl will repeatedly pleasure you with her mouth but expect no Valentine's present in return for her actions.
She's not my girlfriend, we are just in a felationship.
felationship by Koy November 26, 2006

Fecation 

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.
I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.
Fecation by SciNerd March 12, 2010

felationado 

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."
Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!
felationado by Big Vi May 10, 2005

felationship 

(noun) A felationship is a sexual relationship where the only sex act committed is fellatio. This refers to a casual sex relationship.
"You see that girl over there? I met her at work and we were in a felationship for six months."
felationship by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

felation 

the happiness a man feels after receiving oral sex
Doug: Tom was acting unnaturally weird today at work.
Tammy: Yeah, that's because he taught his dog how to give him head.
Doug: Ah so he's feeling felation!
Tammy: Yeah.
Doug: Also, you probably shouldn't talk about Tom's wife like that, Tammy.
felation by BirkMagirk May 5, 2011