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Florpendorp 

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.
Florpendorp
Florpendorp by MMWS May 16, 2009
A species that is nocturnal, lives in a cold environment and is somewhat venomous. Can be a trusty companion when you get to know them. Normally happy unless you mess around with or tease them.
Holy Sh*t is that a wild Florp!

Dude my friend was bitten by a Florp, he almost didn't make it.
Florp by Gravy God September 14, 2019

Florpinnorfindork! 

1. A word to scream out in the middle of a test or quiz or 'silent reading'.

2. A word to break awkward silences
1. Florpinnorfindork!

2. So... seen a florpinnorfindork lately? I hear they are very chilly this time of year.
1.The cereal and milk you can never finish, and it's always there!
2.Any fluid that your straw can't reach.
Jimmy was very annoyed when florp appeared in his bowl.
Florp by WordDefiner45 November 27, 2016
When you suck off your friend in a friendly way. Ya know you just florp him a lil bit. It ain't gay or illegal. You can just do it anywhere.
"Hey man you wanna go down to the soda fountain and do a lil bit of florpin?"
Florpin by VapingGranny July 1, 2017
A mass of menstrual discharge that is suddenly ejected from the vagina as a consequence of coughing, sneezing or laughing.

May also be used as a verb to describe the actual act of ejection.
We went our to a comedy club last night. Tammy laughed so hard that she florpled and had to go home to change her pants.
florple by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020