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Florpendorp 

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.
Florpendorp
Florpendorp by MMWS May 16, 2009
A species that is nocturnal, lives in a cold environment and is somewhat venomous. Can be a trusty companion when you get to know them. Normally happy unless you mess around with or tease them.
Holy Sh*t is that a wild Florp!

Dude my friend was bitten by a Florp, he almost didn't make it.
Florp by Gravy God September 14, 2019

Florpinnorfindork! 

1. A word to scream out in the middle of a test or quiz or 'silent reading'.

2. A word to break awkward silences
1. Florpinnorfindork!

2. So... seen a florpinnorfindork lately? I hear they are very chilly this time of year.
1.The cereal and milk you can never finish, and it's always there!
2.Any fluid that your straw can't reach.
Jimmy was very annoyed when florp appeared in his bowl.
Florp by WordDefiner45 November 27, 2016
When you suck off your friend in a friendly way. Ya know you just florp him a lil bit. It ain't gay or illegal. You can just do it anywhere.
"Hey man you wanna go down to the soda fountain and do a lil bit of florpin?"
Florpin by VapingGranny July 1, 2017
A mass of menstrual discharge that is suddenly ejected from the vagina as a consequence of coughing, sneezing or laughing.

May also be used as a verb to describe the actual act of ejection.
We went our to a comedy club last night. Tammy laughed so hard that she florpled and had to go home to change her pants.
florple by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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