A species that is nocturnal, lives in a cold environment and is somewhat venomous. Can be a trusty companion when you get to know them. Normally happy unless you mess around with or tease them.
Holy Sh*t is that a wild Florp!

Dude my friend was bitten by a Florp, he almost didn't make it.
by Gravy God September 14, 2019
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1.The cereal and milk you can never finish, and it's always there!
2.Any fluid that your straw can't reach.
Jimmy was very annoyed when florp appeared in his bowl.
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To make sexual motions towards one.
Oh shit jermy is Florping you, I can't be near you, sorry.
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The act of masturbating or fapping to Warcraft or WoW related lore.
I can't answer the phone right now I am to busy florping.
by Yaj Dkc January 19, 2012
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To alternately press your two hands into your genitals or ass and, while sniffing one, offer the other to a friend to smell.
"Oh - shit - I've been florp-d!" Or "I walked in on the two of them in a bathroom - the one wearing the codpiece was florping the other one very quickly... maybe it was foreplay?"
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The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head
My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.
by JoeTheHobo May 19, 2017
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