Urban Dictionary: Florp

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Florp

1.The cereal and milk you can never finish, and it's always there!
2.Any fluid that your straw can't reach.

Jimmy was very annoyed when florp appeared in his bowl.

##annoying ##why ##florp ##food ##cereal

by WordDefiner45 November 27, 2016

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Florp

A species that is nocturnal, lives in a cold environment and is somewhat venomous. Can be a trusty companion when you get to know them. Normally happy unless you mess around with or tease them.

Holy Sh*t is that a wild Florp!

Dude my friend was bitten by a Florp, he almost didn't make it.

by Gravy God September 14, 2019

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florp

To alternately press your two hands into your genitals or ass and, while sniffing one, offer the other to a friend to smell.

"Oh - shit - I've been florp-d!" Or "I walked in on the two of them in a bathroom - the one wearing the codpiece was florping the other one very quickly... maybe it was foreplay?"

#flerp #sub-sniff #frottage #dog delight #ball sweat

by Amy Outbreak May 30, 2008