puddle jumper

The owner of a new puppy or small animal.

Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!

by JackBauerIsMyHero January 26, 2007

Florpinnorfindork!

1. A word to scream out in the middle of a test or quiz or 'silent reading'.

2. A word to break awkward silences

1. Florpinnorfindork!

2. So... seen a florpinnorfindork lately? I hear they are very chilly this time of year.

by JackBauerIsMyHero January 27, 2007