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Florpus just florpus
Hey you know what a florpus is?
Yeah! its Florpus
florpus by higbabib January 13, 2022
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Ghosts are not real. They are nothing more than pure Florpus
florpus by Gtesvjilbdd July 2, 2018

florpus hole 

An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.
-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?

-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.
florpus hole by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022

Florus Legit 

A phrase you may use when asking a serious question about how truthful a statement is.
Matt: "i got tickets to the MCR concert man!"

Johnny: "Like Legit dude."

Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"

Brendan: "Yuuus!"
Florus Legit by DeathwishJC January 26, 2010

Blourpous florpous 

The one true king thr highest of rulers only spoken to among gods and people on his and or her level
"hey can I speak to blourpous florpous"
"No go fuck yourself you are a peasant"
The random, illogical utterance shouted out by fans and announcers in Aussie Rules Football when the referee aggressively puts his arms forward to indicate a goal has been scored
Wait, he's gonna score.... here he goes... come on.... FLOMPUS!!!!!!
flompus by sammy1481 September 13, 2015

florpschnozzle 

Another word for the first part of a loaf of bread
Woah dude, you took the last florpschnozzle!
florpschnozzle by Carla6 March 25, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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