florpus 

Florpus just florpus

Hey you know what a florpus is?
Yeah! its Florpus

florpus by higbabib January 13, 2022

florpus 

Nothing

Ghosts are not real. They are nothing more than pure Florpus

florpus by Gtesvjilbdd July 2, 2018

florpus hole 

An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.

-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?

-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.

florpus hole by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022

Florus Legit 

A phrase you may use when asking a serious question about how truthful a statement is.

Matt: "i got tickets to the MCR concert man!"

Johnny: "Like Legit dude."

Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"

Brendan: "Yuuus!"

Florus Legit by DeathwishJC January 26, 2010

Blourpous florpous 

The one true king thr highest of rulers only spoken to among gods and people on his and or her level

"hey can I speak to blourpous florpous"
"No go fuck yourself you are a peasant"

Blourpous florpous by king._.me_down May 24, 2018

flompus 

The random, illogical utterance shouted out by fans and announcers in Aussie Rules Football when the referee aggressively puts his arms forward to indicate a goal has been scored

Wait, he's gonna score.... here he goes... come on.... FLOMPUS!!!!!!

flompus by sammy1481 September 13, 2015

florpschnozzle 

Another word for the first part of a loaf of bread

Woah dude, you took the last florpschnozzle!

florpschnozzle by Carla6 March 25, 2019