Florpin

When you suck off your friend in a friendly way. Ya know you just florp him a lil bit. It ain't gay or illegal. You can just do it anywhere.

"Hey man you wanna go down to the soda fountain and do a lil bit of florpin?"

by VapingGranny July 1, 2017

floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.

I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.

by c.harris May 16, 2017

floopin

And adjective used to describe something going at incredible speeds or extreme intensity.

"Super-dooper-extreme-o-bananza fast."
"Any more adjectives, or-?"
"Floopin."

by TheDivinus June 18, 2018

west floppin

The act of placing ones flaccid penis upon the cheek of a willing participant while watching the sunset.

Yo my shawty and I always be west floppin no matter the place.

by Dooberhead January 2, 2017

Floppingbot

Calling someone so dumb that there acting like a dumb robot

You're a floppingbot Elijah
Your being a floppingbot

by Floppingbot May 28, 2020

floppinder

brown guy (desi) who flops on you frequently.

Yo man wheres floppinder?
I've been tryna holla at that nigga.

by Mike James Bitch July 20, 2006

Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008