FBPDA 

Facebook Public Display of Affection

Finn: "When are Nick and Hailey going to stop all the FBPDA?"
Friend: "Have you seen the way they look at each other? I wouldn't hold your breath."

FBPDA by Foot Man Jack March 16, 2010

fupdate 

A word we use all the time where I work. It's when a software company releases an update to the program that introduces more bugs than it fixed. It is, of course, a contraction of "fucked up" and "update".

Chris: You get that buggy software doing what you want yet?

Madmann: No, they sent me a fupdate. I'm about a week behind where I was yesterday....

fupdate by Madmann October 14, 2005

FB PDA 

n. excessive Facebook activity related to one's significant other that is uneccesary and disgusting when it pops up on one's friends' newsfeed. Common examples include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Use of the word "baby" after every word written to one's significant other.

2. Making every status update about one's bf or gf.

3. Having full blown conversations under comments on a wall post, when you damn well know, you could have just picked up the phone and talked to them if you loved them so much.

4. Posting picutres of the two of you, even though they are blurry/you both look awful, just to prove you actually are in a realtionship that exists beyond your fb wall.

A-"Hey baby what are u doing later :) :) ?"
B-"Baby, not much baby. Want to get together?"
A-"Sure baby, sounds good. I'll call you later then baby."
B-"Love you baby <3"
A-''Baby see you in an hour baby."
C- "Enough with the FB PDA you two. Get a room."

FB PDA by Harry Walsh March 7, 2010

FBPA 

Future Black People of America.

Jacques joined the FBPA.

FBPA by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

FBDA 

Facebook Displays of Affection. An FBDA occurs when a person or couple post their sappy sentiments on their facebook page as a status update for the world to read. Such as: "John Doe- loves Jane"
"Jane Doe- thinks John is so cute when he inhales helium during our love-making"
"John Doe- wants everyone to know how hot Jane looked standing on the corner, all alone, in her mini-skirt and fish net stockings.... I almost didn't have the heart to hit her with my pimp-cane."

Did you see John's new FBDA? I actually gagged a little bit after I read it.
If Jane doesn't tone down her FBDA's for my brother, she's not going to be getting an invite to my tupperware party!!!

FBDA by Ripper_Jack79 July 18, 2009

FB-PDA 

The nauseatingly touchy feely Public Dispays of Affection posted on the walls of Facebook pages.

Keep it to text messages, phone calls or better yet a hand written note. The rest of us don't want to gag on your lovey dovey chatter.

"FB-PDA = I am so happy to have you in my life, you are the sweetest boyfriend in the whole world. I can't imagine my life without you. I love you baby. Thank you for the amazing weekend at the beach."

GAG!

FB-PDA by FB etiquette November 9, 2009

fipdar 

out of controll and almost retarted person of sorts. unable to pay atention. wont make it anywhere in life.

Hey fipdar! Pay attention!

fipdar by down south mississippi boy July 27, 2009