FATLOCK 

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

FATLOCK by JIMBOB January 22, 2004

Glen Fatcock 

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!

Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄

Glen Fatcock by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022

Fattock 

A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.

Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.

Fattock by mumpaidforthis August 19, 2014

Glen Fatcock 

The Influencer with donuts around his dick. He dances in his underwear with hot teen girls.

OMG, Glen Fatcock wears a pink balaclava and freddy krueger claw. He's such a pretty girl pump machine.

Glen Fatcock by City of Prague June 7, 2023

fatluck 

1. a potluck composed entirely of fatty, greasy foods.
2. a person who opportunes company potlucks in the hope of scavenging food to appease thier never-ending hunger

Cheryl is the team fatluck. Anytime there's food, she's there!

fatluck by rick328i May 21, 2008

faplock

A slang term for the condition your wrist experiences during a lengthy masturbation session, especially when stroking very fast. When someone has not waited out the refractory period (the duration of time between masturbation sessions when you cannot achieve full erection), you are likely to try too hard to have another climax and end up in a condition of faplock.

Faplock presents as a numbing or burning sensation in your wrist which will prompt you to either switch hands, or wait for a time for the pain to pass. Medically, it is a buildup of lactic acid in your wrist muscles which causes them to temporarily give out, disrupting your masturbation session.

Fap is the slang term used as a sound effect to indicate the sound made during masturbation, popularized and primarily used in Japanese comics.

I just pulled my pork 10 minutes ago, so I was trying again and after 5 minutes I got faplock in my right wrist, so I switched to the left hand. Problem solved.

faplock by religionation December 31, 2011

fartlocker 

1. Rear-end, tuchus, rump, ass (especially of a woman).

Did you check out the fartlocker on that bitch?

fartlocker by Miles January 19, 2005