Fattock

A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.

Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.

by mumpaidforthis August 19, 2014

Glen Fatcock

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!

Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄

by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022

futtocks

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

Glen Fatcock

The Influencer with donuts around his dick. He dances in his underwear with hot teen girls.

OMG, Glen Fatcock wears a pink balaclava and freddy krueger claw. He's such a pretty girl pump machine.

by City of Prague June 7, 2023

Fartocks

When you fart and it makes your buttocks slap eachother...

Wow...those were nice fartocks?

by Hope May 4, 2004

Fattocks

The buttocks of a grossly obese individual. Most often a ghastly and unnerving sight to behold

Crikey me! Look at the fattocks on that Mc Donalds addict!

by [Harry^Hardcore) July 19, 2007

FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

by JIMBOB January 22, 2004