FARTeth

The Old English word for "fart." A fart comes out of your butthole and fumigates the surrounding area, destroying any life in a three-mile radius.

I shall farteth upon thy head.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Fartsthma

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze

Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma

by Jesseh May 12, 2016

fartathon

Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.

Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.

by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010

fartet

a fartet or fartette is an ensemble of four farters simultaneously playing their instrument.

Today in empty subway those guys were 'playing' really loud in a fartet.

by FarthensMartens May 11, 2020

Fareth

There are many different definitions:
Fareth; a boys name
Fareth; another word for penis
Fareth; the word 'Gareth' miss spelt
Fareth; being a d-bag

GET OVER HERE FARETH

STICK YOUR FARETH IN ME HARD!

FOR FUCK SAKES FARETH

QUIT BEING A FARETH

by harharharhar111111111 December 15, 2008

fartette

A small but possibly deadly fart.

That was a very small fart. More like a fartette really.

by Fartette guy December 25, 2013

Fartthodical

Systematic efficient or well planned fart.

A Flatulation contemplation..

"That fools Fartthodical as hell, he told me he's been holdin that one since yesterday! "

by FuzzyCooterBoots June 6, 2018