Definitions by FuzzyCooterBoots

JabberSquawkie

The sounds that police scanners make when frequency hopping occurs.

"What's that god awful sound your scanners making? ",
"That's the JabberSquawkies at it again! "

Systematic efficient or well planned fart.

A Flatulation contemplation..

"That fools Fartthodical as hell, he told me he's been holdin that one since yesterday! "