Fartsthma

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze

Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma

by Jesseh May 12, 2016

fartschmagel

Gaseous foods such as bean burritos that cause farting!

Since l had all that fartschmagel at El Rancho Burritos, l have stunk everything up!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

fartsman

Kind of like a cocksman, but the fartsman doesnt give a flying eff about what others think about his farts, in which he excells by which sound is excellent as well as smell.

that fartsman was quite a talented farter he managed to scare that cocksman away with one egg.

by cesar romero March 30, 2010

fartstipated

when one has to fart but cannot push it out

i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated

by |\/|477 January 12, 2009

fartshark

Fartshark

One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.

"I let one go but John busted my ass...fucking fartshark"

by JasonDM April 16, 2008

fartstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.

Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.

by alibree March 23, 2005

Fatasthma attack

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath

i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.

by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017