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fartschmagel 

Gaseous foods such as bean burritos that cause farting!
Since l had all that fartschmagel at El Rancho Burritos, l have stunk everything up!
fartschmagel by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020
Kind of like a cocksman, but the fartsman doesnt give a flying eff about what others think about his farts, in which he excells by which sound is excellent as well as smell.
that fartsman was quite a talented farter he managed to scare that cocksman away with one egg.
fartsman by cesar romero March 30, 2010

fartstipated 

when one has to fart but cannot push it out
i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated
fartstipated by |\/|477 January 12, 2009

fartshark 

Fartshark

One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.
"I let one go but John busted my ass...fucking fartshark"
fartshark by JasonDM April 16, 2008

fartstipated 

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.
Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.
fartstipated by alibree March 23, 2005

Fatasthma attack 

when you run up the stairs and you're too fat to catch your breath
i get frequent fatasthma attacks in Zumba class.
Fatasthma attack by diabeticprincess September 18, 2017
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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