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FANTYHOSE
FANTYHOSE; ONE OF THE REASONS WHY SAMPLE SLICE GOT HIS EYE BALLS GOUGED OUT HIMSELF BREAKING DOWN THE PHILISTINES(DR PHILISTINKS) TOWER OF BABEL(DAGONITES TEMPLE) WEARING TOED SHEATHED FANTYHOSE LEGGINGS BECAUSE NOONE ACCEPTS HIM AS A JUDGE OF THE WORLD THAT WAS RIGHT FOR ETERNITY DESPITE HIM BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COCAINE AND HYPNOSIS; A PHILISTINES CUSTOM IS TO SPLASH 100% PURE FRUIT JUICE ON A SUPERSHEWOMAN' TOED SHEATHED LEGGINGS AND SCREAMINGLY GRUNT FANTYHOSE!🎵 KNOWING THE CULTURAL VINEGAR WILL PRODUCE FANTYHOSE IF WORN AND NOT CHANGED.
FANTYHOSE; OO🎵 FANTYHOSE!!!!
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Beef Steak Pantyhose
(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.
I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.
Beef Steak Pantyhose by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013
pantyhose jungle
the sight of numerous pairs of pantyhose belonging to a resident female that are left hanging around, either to dry or just to air out.
this occurs mostly on the shower curtain rod in the main bathroom of the house, thus resembling a jungle.
this occurs mostly on the shower curtain rod in the main bathroom of the house, thus resembling a jungle.
when I first moved in with Shirley, one of the first things I had to get used to was constantly having a pantyhose jungle in my presence every time I had to use the bathroom....and I dared not complain about it either! :)
pantyhose jungle by Robbie November 15, 2007
pantyhosejob
Pantyhose are used to stimulate the male penis by gently sliding one leg over the penis and pulling it down snugly around the penis so that it clings tightly around the shaft.
The second leg or stocking is then gently wrapped around the
shaft of the penis and slipped up and down against the entire
length of the penis so that the penis is made to feel the silky fabric sliding against itself.
A Pantyhosejob Causes a very sweet sensation against the penis and tickles the penis quite intensely if done gently without squeezing.
The slower and gentler the Pantyhose are stroked and slipped
against the penis the more intense and powerful the orgasm
tends to be.
The second leg or stocking is then gently wrapped around the
shaft of the penis and slipped up and down against the entire
length of the penis so that the penis is made to feel the silky fabric sliding against itself.
A Pantyhosejob Causes a very sweet sensation against the penis and tickles the penis quite intensely if done gently without squeezing.
The slower and gentler the Pantyhose are stroked and slipped
against the penis the more intense and powerful the orgasm
tends to be.
pantyhosejob by Silkysheering December 1, 2006
Seamless Pantyhose
High quality pantyhose without seams in the crotch area. The single most sexy item a woman could wear. Never should be worn with panties underneath and should be worn by all women, but only if they want their man to be turned on more than ever before.
Seamless Pantyhose by dale tuna June 2, 2011
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