fantyhose

FANTYHOSE; A DR.PHILISTINKS TERM USED TO DESCRIBE 100% FRUIT JUICE SATURATED TOED SHEATHED SUPERSHEWOMAN LEGGINGS THAT FERMENT INTO VINEGAR TO GIVE IT CULTURE FOR THE PHILISTINES.

.oo splash! its fantyhose!!!

by gayb1995 January 20, 2023

FANTYHOSE

FANTYHOSE; ONE OF THE REASONS WHY SAMPLE SLICE GOT HIS EYE BALLS GOUGED OUT HIMSELF BREAKING DOWN THE PHILISTINES(DR PHILISTINKS) TOWER OF BABEL(DAGONITES TEMPLE) WEARING TOED SHEATHED FANTYHOSE LEGGINGS BECAUSE NOONE ACCEPTS HIM AS A JUDGE OF THE WORLD THAT WAS RIGHT FOR ETERNITY DESPITE HIM BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COCAINE AND HYPNOSIS; A PHILISTINES CUSTOM IS TO SPLASH 100% PURE FRUIT JUICE ON A SUPERSHEWOMAN' TOED SHEATHED LEGGINGS AND SCREAMINGLY GRUNT FANTYHOSE!🎵 KNOWING THE CULTURAL VINEGAR WILL PRODUCE FANTYHOSE IF WORN AND NOT CHANGED.

FANTYHOSE; OO🎵 FANTYHOSE!!!!

by gayb1995 January 20, 2023

Beef Steak Pantyhose

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.

I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.

by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013

mantyhose

support "hose" for men. Rather than pantyhose that women wear.

My husband had a blood clot in his leg, so he now wears mantyhose every day.

My husband's mantyhose is WAY more expensive than my pantyhose.

by oshimama March 10, 2009

pantyhose jungle

the sight of numerous pairs of pantyhose belonging to a resident female that are left hanging around, either to dry or just to air out.
this occurs mostly on the shower curtain rod in the main bathroom of the house, thus resembling a jungle.

when I first moved in with Shirley, one of the first things I had to get used to was constantly having a pantyhose jungle in my presence every time I had to use the bathroom....and I dared not complain about it either! :)

by Robbie November 15, 2007

pantyhosejob

To masterbate or be stroked with ultrasheer pantyhose or stockings.

Pantyhose are used to stimulate the male penis by gently sliding one leg over the penis and pulling it down snugly around the penis so that it clings tightly around the shaft.

The second leg or stocking is then gently wrapped around the
shaft of the penis and slipped up and down against the entire
length of the penis so that the penis is made to feel the silky fabric sliding against itself.

A Pantyhosejob Causes a very sweet sensation against the penis and tickles the penis quite intensely if done gently without squeezing.

The slower and gentler the Pantyhose are stroked and slipped
against the penis the more intense and powerful the orgasm
tends to be.

by Silkysheering December 1, 2006

Seamless Pantyhose

High quality pantyhose without seams in the crotch area. The single most sexy item a woman could wear. Never should be worn with panties underneath and should be worn by all women, but only if they want their man to be turned on more than ever before.

You are not a proper pantyhose model unless you own a pair of seamless pantyhose!

by dale tuna June 2, 2011