Robbie's definitions

penalty box

the rear cargo area of an SUV or van that can hold extra passengers.

so named for being usually cramped and uncomfortable to ride in.

I'm glad Steve gave us a lift into town, even though we got stuck in the penalty box.

by Robbie November 14, 2004

sellout

A band who changes their music to include more poppy parts, to gain popularity. Often confused with "getting famous", "getting better sound" and "writing less heavy music".

Prime example - lostprophets (re-releasing an album that was only 2 years old, to make it more 'accessible')

Bad examples: blink 182 (just got a better sound) incubus (got old and wrote more chilled music) and tool (just became popular without changing anything)

by robbie September 13, 2003

secretary spread

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

by Robbie February 19, 2004

Hoobastank

A single spike of hair in the center of someones head with the rest of the head shaved. Similar to liberty spikes (a type of mohalk) but with only one spike in the middle.

Looks similar to a con head hair stlye.

by Robbie June 3, 2004

Heartogram

The symbol of love and rock. Rock music that is. The symbol of love rock combined. also known as the love metal.

The heartogram poster is on my wall

by Robbie June 3, 2004

Tingting

Happy little Chinese girl that aspires to be a ninja. Often seen with Robbies.

Hey look, it's Tingting, and she has Robbie on a leash!

by Robbie April 10, 2005

TMFB

"Too Mother Fucking Bad"

Parent: Turn off that music, your sisters are trying to sleep.

Son/Daughter: TMFB! I'll do what i want!

by Robbie October 26, 2004