mantyhose

support "hose" for men. Rather than pantyhose that women wear.

My husband had a blood clot in his leg, so he now wears mantyhose every day.

My husband's mantyhose is WAY more expensive than my pantyhose.

mantyhose by oshimama March 10, 2009

Mantyhose

Pantyhose for men

Until I found mantyhose, I had a bitch of a time stuffing back my sack.

Mantyhose by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

Mantyhose

1. When guys wear tight jeans or pants, sometimes bought from the girls section of a store

2. A really funny sight to witness

3. A really sad sight to witness when you realize a scenester's jeans are indeed many sizes smaller than your own

Girl 1: is that guy really buying some mantyhose from the girls section?

Girl 2: my 13 year old sister wears the same size

Girl 1: maybe listening to my chemical romance and tokio hotel makes you lose weight

Mantyhose by psychejive October 6, 2009

Mantyhose

Hosiery to hide my hammer.

I bought those mantyhose hoping they'd keep me warm for that cold day outside coming up, but wore them under my sweats & now I can finally go out in public and not worry about trying to conceal my dig ol bick from those often wandering eyes. My mantyhose hold the hammer right to my leg. Finally Shawn no longer has to constantly adjust his package

Mantyhose by MrWellenDowed December 9, 2023

Beef Steak Pantyhose 

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.

I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.

Beef Steak Pantyhose by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013

pantyhose jungle 

the sight of numerous pairs of pantyhose belonging to a resident female that are left hanging around, either to dry or just to air out.
this occurs mostly on the shower curtain rod in the main bathroom of the house, thus resembling a jungle.

when I first moved in with Shirley, one of the first things I had to get used to was constantly having a pantyhose jungle in my presence every time I had to use the bathroom....and I dared not complain about it either! :)

pantyhose jungle by Robbie November 15, 2007

pantyhosejob 

To masterbate or be stroked with ultrasheer pantyhose or stockings.

Pantyhose are used to stimulate the male penis by gently sliding one leg over the penis and pulling it down snugly around the penis so that it clings tightly around the shaft.

The second leg or stocking is then gently wrapped around the
shaft of the penis and slipped up and down against the entire
length of the penis so that the penis is made to feel the silky fabric sliding against itself.

A Pantyhosejob Causes a very sweet sensation against the penis and tickles the penis quite intensely if done gently without squeezing.

The slower and gentler the Pantyhose are stroked and slipped
against the penis the more intense and powerful the orgasm
tends to be.

pantyhosejob by Silkysheering December 1, 2006