u.f.u.
Acronym : Utterly Fucking Useless
An adult of subnormal to below average intelligence having a mental age equivalent to a child of three to seven years. Someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way and will contribute absolutely nothing to the work at hand. Most commonly found roaming in the workplace but can be occasionally be spotted in everyday situations.
Proceed with caution: stress levels will elevate.
pronounced: oo-foo
An adult of subnormal to below average intelligence having a mental age equivalent to a child of three to seven years. Someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way and will contribute absolutely nothing to the work at hand. Most commonly found roaming in the workplace but can be occasionally be spotted in everyday situations.
Proceed with caution: stress levels will elevate.
pronounced: oo-foo
A 'consultant' that specializes in a specific field, asking simple questions in their area of expertise; takes 4 hours to complete a task that takes 4 minutes ... u.f.u.
F.U.F
Chris:Hey lets go F.U.F at the movies today!
bruce:what do you know about fufing chris!
giovanny:niggas i know about fufing
bruce:what do you know about fufing chris!
giovanny:niggas i know about fufing
F.U.F by Giovanny Martinez December 16, 2008
F.U.F.
F.U.F. by d00000000000d August 10, 2009
F.U.F.S.
Meaning: Fucked Up Father Shit. Usually used for a girl who is damaged emotionally because her father either abandonded or abused her. She will either act slutty, needy, desperate, or stand-offish. This kind of girl isn't always easy to classify as a F.U.F.S. But she's definitely hurt.
F.U.F.S. by YoHookerAssMama! January 3, 2010
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B)
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A)
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B)
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