A noise made by cats who pass in the hall but don't like each other. Usually accompanied by batting each other with their front paws.
Also an alternative for the f word, discovered by accident when a pikey was arguing whilst eating a kebab.
Also an alternative for the f word, discovered by accident when a pikey was arguing whilst eating a kebab.
by suey December 01, 2003
See (pfft)
1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.
1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.
by GxSlim July 25, 2002
by Fuff August 13, 2003
A replacement for the f-bomb when parents/teachers/Jesus is nearby. Can be spelled with one or two F's at the end (not that you'd ever need to write it down).
The comical value of using this is great - from a distance it sounds exactly like "the big one". A quick explanation later and "blammo!" you got yourself a new classroom word.
The comical value of using this is great - from a distance it sounds exactly like "the big one". A quick explanation later and "blammo!" you got yourself a new classroom word.
Teacher: Has everyone got their novelisation of the the screenplay "Alabama Chainsaw Massacre"?
Cool kid: Oh, fuff!
Teacher: WHHHHHAAAAAATTTT???!!!
Cool kid: It's coo' maan. Chill your fuffin' ass.
Cool kid: Oh, fuff!
Teacher: WHHHHHAAAAAATTTT???!!!
Cool kid: It's coo' maan. Chill your fuffin' ass.
by AforesaidCoolKid September 23, 2007