R.U.F.U.S 

Is a person within a project that is responsible for finding, analysing and then utilising random factors that surround the project.

We're building a lemonade stand and David saw a kitten. He used it as a marketing tool to attract more people. He is such an R.U.F.U.S.

R.U.F.U.S by area300 February 28, 2018

R.M.F.U.S.C 

Ride my face until she cums

I want her to r.m.f.u.s.c, then cuddle and fall asleep 😫

All I ever want is her to r.m.f.u.s.c.

R.M.F.U.S.C by Chantellenbottom January 5, 2024

R.u.e.f.s 

Rampant Uncontrollable and Extremely Frequent Stiffie

The kind a 15 year old boy gets at cheer leading camp, he just cant help it,

Guy 1: Man i had the R.u.e.f.s so bad in yoga the other day. Those chicks in the tight spandex pants man! Whew, barely got out of there alive.

Guy 2: Yoga? What a homo...

R.u.e.f.s by Josef Mac Ice Master November 28, 2007

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A by xCascade October 21, 2010

S.M.U.R.F. 

Secret Military Underground Rightwing Force

Watch what you say the S.M.U.R.F.'s might have this place bugged.

S.M.U.R.F. by Rev. C. Frank Lee September 25, 2005

s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r.

a mix of 2 acronyms,s.n.a.f.u.(Situation Normal All Fucked Up) and f.u.b.a.r(Fucked Up Beyond All Reason),Which becomes "Situation Normal All Fucked Up Beyond All Reason".

"Hey dude,I haven't seen you lately,how ya' been?"
response;"s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r."

s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r. by Mark Jensen August 28, 2005

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011