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Acronym : Utterly Fucking Useless

An adult of subnormal to below average intelligence having a mental age equivalent to a child of three to seven years. Someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way and will contribute absolutely nothing to the work at hand. Most commonly found roaming in the workplace but can be occasionally be spotted in everyday situations.

Proceed with caution: stress levels will elevate.

pronounced: oo-foo
A 'consultant' that specializes in a specific field, asking simple questions in their area of expertise; takes 4 hours to complete a task that takes 4 minutes ... u.f.u.
u.f.u. by Rich_C. December 2, 2010
Words you can keep
B.U.F.U by Chad November 10, 2003
Related Words
F.U.F.B. F.U.F.C. F.U.F.S. UFU fufu rufus bufu Fuf fuff s.f.u.

R.U.F.U.S 

Is a person within a project that is responsible for finding, analysing and then utilising random factors that surround the project.
We're building a lemonade stand and David saw a kitten. He used it as a marketing tool to attract more people. He is such an R.U.F.U.S.
R.U.F.U.S by area300 February 28, 2018
Fucked Up Friday!
the day where you go out and get drunk(weed,alchol,ect)
Chris:Hey lets go F.U.F at the movies today!
bruce:what do you know about fufing chris!
giovanny:niggas i know about fufing
F.U.F by Giovanny Martinez December 16, 2008
Today is F.U.F.!
F.U.F. by d00000000000d August 10, 2009

F.U.F.U. 

Acronym for "Fucked Up Family Unit"

Pronounced "foo-foo"
Hey did you that episode of the Jerry Springer show with the husband banging his step-daughters wife banging her step-sons? What a F.U.F.U.
F.U.F.U. by s0m3guy November 17, 2009

F.U.F.S. 

Meaning: Fucked Up Father Shit. Usually used for a girl who is damaged emotionally because her father either abandonded or abused her. She will either act slutty, needy, desperate, or stand-offish. This kind of girl isn't always easy to classify as a F.U.F.S. But she's definitely hurt.
"Man, that girl is so an F.U.F.S. Steer clear of her!"
F.U.F.S. by YoHookerAssMama! January 3, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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