F.O.V

Fresh off the Vagina. A baby.

Cindy:OMG Becky, did u hear how Jennifer had an F.O.V. with Ryan?

Becky: OMG are u serius!?!

by Mojamito Libunao November 29, 2007

F.O.V.

Fear of Vagina. Most common in men who have never had sexual intercourse with a female or haven't in a long period of time. Symptoms include: Making excuses, often times obscure and unmerited to avoid sexual intercourse; Making out with girls at bars and not ever pursuing anything further; Claiming insanely high standards to friends or co-workers with no evidence or examples to cite; Almost immediately falling into the "friend zone" with females and being referred to as "like a brother to me" by said females; and finally: Getting oneself extremely intoxicated in every social setting so you can say things like "dude I was way too drunk last night to hit that."

No medicine has yet to be designed to cure FOV, except for maybe viagra. Common cures however may include lowering standards severely and "taking one for your own team," dating a virgin or someone significantly younger in age.

F.O.V. is often sounded out as FOV.

Matt is a decent looking heterosexual guy with a noteworthy job and financial stability but never seems to luck out in the sex department. He avoids sex talk around guy friends and has used every excuse in the book as to why he wouldn't ever hookup with specific women. He clearly has Fear of Vagina (F.O.V.) Oh and he's dangerously obsessed with sports.

Friend: "Yo Matt, that girl was hot, funny, down to earth and everything, what happened?"

Matt: "Dude, her left ear was bigger than her right ear, plus I was way too drunk when we were talking so I just ate a cheesesteak and passed out. Maybe I'll text her next week or something."

Friend to other Friend: "Matt won't text her man, he's got FOV."

by Jinx the Cat September 26, 2009

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.

The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness (L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.) is an organization dedicated to promoting evil.

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. is causing chaos again.

by MikefromAZ November 22, 2010

L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N.

Stands for the Leauge Of Villianous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments In Naughtiness, a terrifying organization led by Dr. Doofensmirtz in the classic show, Phineas and Ferb.

"Man, did you watch P&F last night?"
"Yeah dude, I almost pissed my pants when I saw Dr. Doof and L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N. come on"
"Totally, the Leauge Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness gets me every time"

by theresathebeast November 14, 2016

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N

The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments In Naughtiness is an organization of evil scientists led by Dr. Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Rodenstein.

“Rodney’s gang, L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N almost destroyed the world over pretzels!

by Justagamer_movealong April 13, 2024

R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010

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