F.J.

music used to keep a slow easy beat while makin' luuuuuuuv.

This one dumb-ass honky actually thinks Aerosmith's cover of "Walk This Way" is good F.J. I got two words for him -- Marvin Gaye.

by anna May 14, 2003

F.J.

The act of female masturbation. The use of the word is often related to things a female enjoys and masturbate over. An abbreviation of Finger job.

Them shoes are fit, I would F.J. over them

by Ellybug10 January 24, 2010

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

I.S.B.F.J.C

The first letters of
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S uck
B ig
F at

J uicy
C ock

I.S.B.F.J.C yesterday it was Josh's

by My dick fell off ! March 6, 2022

K.F.J.T.W.

Kill Fu*ckin Jesus, Twat Waffle. An expression used when dealing with overzealous religious people.

Did you see those protesters from Westboro Babtist Chruch?

Yeah. K.F.J.T.W.

by HandsomeDan8282 May 20, 2013

fish job (F.J.)

Of or pertaining to the action of catching a fish and in that exact moment, placing it into your pants, with the fish still alive and squirming, until ejaculation occurs.

Last night I was down at the river and got the best fish job (F.J.) I think it was a trout.

by The Vice, KP July 28, 2011

E.A.F.F.J.

Acronym for Eat A Fetus For Jesus

I get horny and make God happy when I E.A.F.F.J.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003