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There for the ups and downs,
There for the losses and wins,
There for the smiles and the frowns,

There for our beautiful twins,

There for support and protection,
There for the beginnings and the ends,
There for encouragement and direction,

There for the straights and the bends,

There for love and correction,
There no matter what no matter when,

Happy Birthday Pops! You are a blessing!
Everyone needs an Ezzio, if not for all your life at minimum for some time.
Ezzio by Emilio SignatureBarber January 13, 2022
Words you can keep
"Holy shit!! Ezio is coming!!!"
Ezio by Purepowerx November 27, 2013
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Ezio Auditore da Firenze 

Ezio Auditore da Firenze (born 1459) was a Florentine noble during the Italian Renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and Grand Master of the Assassin's Order. A descendant of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and ancestor to both Desmond Miles and Subject 16, Ezio was unaware of his Assassin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, Federico and Petruccio, were murdered. Ezio fled Florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the Villa Auditore in the Tuscan town of Monteriggioni.

Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.

Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, I am an Assassin."

―Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Ezio Greggio

A famous Italian comic and showman, actually a reptilian and intergalactic tax fraud hiding on earth from the space IRS. He's in charge of the new world order with other sionist Martians such as Mike Bongiorno and the mythological creature known as Gabibbo, together they rule the earth and sponsor terrorism around the globe
Hey have you seen Ezio Greggio on TV this night?

Sto cazzo di massone rettiliano bastardo infame che finanzia hezbollah
Ezio Greggio by Gabibbo April 22, 2021
main character in assassins creed II brotherhood and revelations. altair was in assassins creed 1
ezio is a master assassin
ezio by cocothecat11 January 8, 2012

Ezzie (Ezmeralda) 

Ellie Parks's amazing bearded dragon, who is super pretty. Her favorite food is strawberries, watermelon, and mealworms. She loves to chill, watch TV, or play Minecraft with you.
Person 1: Are bearded dragons nice?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Just go ask Ellie, about her bearded dragon, Ezzie (Ezmeralda)!
1 v. The act of being Ezzilicious.
2 n. A highly fashionable brand of platypus clothing.
3 n. A stellar individual with impressive Ninja skills.
4 n. A comedian who's ultimate calling in life is to free load, in the good way of course.
5 n. A Sexually Transmitted disease spread by being awesome in bed.
This ice cream is SO Ezzi.

Look at her, she is such an Ezzi.

"I wish I owned that Ezzi purse."

Then I Ezzid around the corner and got asked out twenty thousand times by everything from a fire hydrant to Orland Bloom.
Ezzi by Empress Ezzi December 23, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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