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main character in assassins creed II brotherhood and revelations. altair was in assassins creed 1
ezio is a master assassin
ezio by cocothecat11 January 8, 2012
Ézio is a gentle, caring, handsome being, who isn't afraid of showing emotions and speaking their mind. He is funny, and might be a bit rude sometimes but never has the intention to hurt others with their words and jokes. He is someone who always lights up the room when he walks in, and people can't help but stare at his magnificent beauty. His aura is always bright and shiny and lifts up the mood anywhere he may possibly go. Ézio has some quirky interests and likes art, music, and cinema. Very smart and outgoing, he has a lot of friends but never forgets to check up on each and every one of them. Ézio is childish at times, but, when necessary, he is serious and mature. Always has good advice to give and knows how to listen carefully to other people's stories. He really loves telling stories and will never run out of topics and interesting facts to talk about. He is simply the best person alive and he deserves all the love on Earth.
person 1: I met someone AMAZING!!

person2: I bet his name is Ézio...
person 1: Yess!!! How do you know?
person 2: Because he/they is/are the best person/people alive :)
Ézio by helele November 26, 2021

Ezio Auditore da Firenze 

Ezio Auditore da Firenze (born 1459) was a Florentine noble during the Italian Renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and Grand Master of the Assassin's Order. A descendant of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and ancestor to both Desmond Miles and Subject 16, Ezio was unaware of his Assassin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, Federico and Petruccio, were murdered. Ezio fled Florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the Villa Auditore in the Tuscan town of Monteriggioni.

Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.

Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, I am an Assassin."

―Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Ezio Greggio

A famous Italian comic and showman, actually a reptilian and intergalactic tax fraud hiding on earth from the space IRS. He's in charge of the new world order with other sionist Martians such as Mike Bongiorno and the mythological creature known as Gabibbo, together they rule the earth and sponsor terrorism around the globe
Hey have you seen Ezio Greggio on TV this night?

Sto cazzo di massone rettiliano bastardo infame che finanzia hezbollah
Ezio Greggio by Gabibbo April 22, 2021

Ezio Auditore 

Ezio Auditore, known from the video games Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, and Assassin's Creed Revelations, is the biggest man whore in video game history
Dude calm down, you almost sleep with as many women as Ezio Auditore
Ezio Auditore by AnneMJKP May 12, 2018

Ezio the hedgehog 

Ezio the hedgehog is a Sonic OC created by weEgestor

he is related to sonic and is from the year 2557 for more info go to weEgestor's account on deviantART.com
Ezio the hedgehog known as the sonic from the year 2557
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