Eyers

a person who tries hard in EVERYTHING they do but never comes out on top. Who is only kept around to be made fun of. Drinks hawaiian punch while they tell stories of lumberjacks dancing and soddomizing goats, and as well as always trying to be so spab but never reaching his potential, or any potential of that matter. Usually has inner thoughts of elfs celebrating hannukah and launching nuclear attacks on the Amish.

Citizen: (watches an Eyers drop coffee standing still) WTF your such an eyers!

Eyers: I know, I know..

by RifleOfGod December 29, 2008

Fergus Patrick Eyers

A very 'tall' individual with an entrancing 'stature'. He has red hair, and a greatly exaggerated jawline.

'I would fuck Fergus Patrick Eyers in the asshole with my Master Blaster'

by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

Fergus Eyers

Fergus is a very 'tall' individual, with a lot of 'stature'. He has red hair and a big nose. He has a greatly exaggerated jawline and is maybe gay.

'Man Fergus Eyers has such a big 'gift', I wish he'd give me a dirty cooper'

by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

I can see through your eyes

A quiet expression of intimacy, shared when one can see through the eyes of another. Synchronicity of vision, across miles, between two people who have never met.

"I can see through your eyes", he said silently. So far away, she could hear him.

by Monkey's Dad June 16, 2022

boba eyes

irises so dark and big they look like boba pearls. popularized by fans of NCT’s Lee Taeyong.

Taeyongs iris looks like boba pearls. He is the only one with boba eyes!

by tyongf March 18, 2021

dove's eyes

Birds in general can't move their eye-balls like humans can, thus doves can only focus on one thing at a time; they would need to move the entire head to look another direction. Dove's specifically have only one mate in their lives. Therefore having dove's eyes means one lover is focused on their significant other. Thus not even having the ability nor interest to look at another in such loving/romantic manner. Doves are also peaceful and gentle birds thus connoting the eyes are also soft and beautiful.

Bro, save your time Tammy has dove's eyes for Scott, theres no way you will break her gaze.

Fidelity

by Ja Realist January 16, 2017

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019